The news is interfering with my knitting

As if you hadn't heard enough b.s. in the misinformation media about a rich and brainless woman with a great publicist, I give you a new rhyme for remembering your knitting steps:

Paris Hilton went to prison (insert right needle into loop on left needle)

to wear a little noose. (wrap yarn around right needle)

She told the D.A. "make it go away" (pull new loop through left needle loop)

and now she's on the loose. (remove loop from left needle, leaving a loop on right needle)

This is what you get for my 2 semesters of poetry writing.